he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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