Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
no you cant smoke seaweed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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