can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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