Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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