DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
So vagazzling was a success
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