I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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