he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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