Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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