Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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