Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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