Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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