We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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