I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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