i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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