In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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