remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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