Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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