I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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