I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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