i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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