I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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