Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
birth control should be required to get into college
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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