he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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