i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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