Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
