just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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