just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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