Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Randomize
