I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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