Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just had sex on a roof
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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