whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
