Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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