was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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