Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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