it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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