Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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