Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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