yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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