i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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