I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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