I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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