That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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