He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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