That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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