We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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