I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
