he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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