He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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