And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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