It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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