Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
