his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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