I'm drive I can fine osifer
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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