It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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