Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.