You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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