I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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